The Rant of an 'Uncool Bimbo'

Rant number 1
Diana's thoughts on her generation
May 07, 2006, 12:53 PM

As of late, I've noticed the extreme deterioration of ethics in today's world. I am not cool because I'm not afraid to wear what I want; holy crap, "You listen to stuff in JAPANESE?!" Dear lord, you must be a bimbo; oh, MY God, you hang out with WHO? What's that? You think I'M jealous of YOU?

By now I'm sure you see my point.

I'm sick and tired of putting up with a bunch of closed-minded bimbos who believe I am a lesser person because I'm good to my parents, I wear what I feel like wearing (or what's clean), I watch cartoons, I draw, and I am smarter than they are. Too many times these idiots have done their best to demean me because I'm "uncool". I'm SICK OF IT. Sure, I may make it look like I could care less-- I even make comebacks clever enough to send their puny brains reeling into confusion for hours, even days, trying to decipher the meaning behind my statements, but immediately afterwards laughing it off as if they knew what it meant and I was just fooling around. This mentality to pick on the weak drives me ABSOLUTELY insane; how would you feel if a stray puppy wandered into the classroom and your classmates went up to it and offered it some meat, then as the trusting puppy went to take a bite, they yanked it away, and began to hit the creature, yelling at it and sending it into the wall, whimpering? What if after that, they pretended to make peace with the puppy, and shortly after began their crusade against the puppy?

I'll stop with the animalistic imagery there.

Surely, the scene just painted in your mind was gruesome, and hard to watch-- unless you're some animalistic, sadistic, cruel idiot who needs to be put in a mental institution. But this scene is no different than what people do to their peers who are "different", "uncool" or "nerdy". Whether or not we act like it doesn't bother us on the outside, inside we're screaming, and after a little while, WE SHALL RISE UP AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD! Then, you shall BEG FOR MERCY, and we shall consider it.

Stopping with my joke power-craze, these things do hurt people deeply. After a while, the hurling of insults and "whispers" behind our backs will stockpile; yes, whispers-- you think we can't hear you, but even a person with hearing as bad as mine can hear every word. If you're going to discriminate against us for what we're wearing, we're going to start calling you RACIST, because that mentality is NO DIFFERENT than what whites did to the slaves, and later African Americans in general, before the Civil Rights Movement. Discrimination based on appearance is WRONG, discriminating based on intellect is wrong, discriminating based on conflicting interests is wrong-- those who do these things are the lowest form of scum on the Earth.

The materialistic mentality of the world today is the biggest load of crap I've ever seen, and I lived around farms most of my life. You who discriminate based on this should be called the Neo Racists, because that's what you are. That's not to say old-time racists don't exist, of course. But though you may not be burning our possessions, you're breaking our spirits; this often drives people to insanity, or a life of killing. It's not fair that we should have to take the blame years later for the mental trauma YOU caused. Sometimes I think my grandmother is right in thinking our whole generation is being dragged to Hell-- those who are evil go there without help, and those who are good are so traumatised by the evil that we end up being dragged there too.

Most of the insults are driven by none other than the green beast, JEALOUSY. Don't try to tell me you don't think that I'm a better person than you are-- I know that I am, because you're insulting me to make me feel inferior. It's not my job to make you feel better about yourself, so don't use me as your whipping boy! Sure, your life at home may suck, but that's NOT MY PROBLEM. This may make me sound very uncaring, maybe even mean, but deal with that yourself and don't bring your pain into my life by taking it out on me. It's YOUR issue, and if you need to take out your pain on "different" people, than you should GET COUNSELING, CALL THE POLICE AND GET HELP. Stop making my life miserable and get into a better situation; maybe then you'll realize how wrong you were when your so-called "friends" start picking on YOU.

Our conforming attitudes and "anything goes if it's on MTV" paradigms are taking this generation to Hell faster than prostitutes in Sodom and Gamora, and we're looking at it like it's a good thing. Okay, fine, you can continue on your rapid descent to eternal damnation while I raise the bar and raise a new, superior generation from the ashes of your mistakes. Stop bothering the people who are higher on the food chain in life and we just might help you get your sorry lives back on track.

-By an "Uncool Bimbo"